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[siannan]

I am in no mood for annoying people. Of course when I go to the dairy, the town retard is there (this guy is retarded and drives a car. I don't GET IT, PEOPLE) and he clomps up to me.

"MISS! MISS! YOUR HAIR IS WET!"

"Uh. yeah. it is."

"YOU SHOULD DRY YOUR HAIR, MISS!"

"It will dry on its own, thanks."

"YOU'RE WELCOME! BUT YOU SHOULD DRY IT, MISS!"

"Uh huh."

"YOUR HAIR IS WET IF YOU DON'T DRY IT, MISS!"

I paid for my bagel and gtfo of there. I wanted to kick his car.

In better news I got a postcard from gynocide, whee! :D

Comments

[julieannie.livejournal.com]

My hair is usually wet. People can fuck off if they don't like it.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

My hair takes around 24 hours to dry on its own. I'm sure as hell not going to give myself tennis elbow by blow drying it all the time.

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

woot woot!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

HAYYYY GURL

I wore FRESNO shirt today and some yenta commented on it

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

lmao

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

"EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU BEEN TO FRESNO?"

"No, um, a friend sent me this."

"OH, BECAUSE YOUR SHIRT SAYS FRESNO."

"Yeah...nice to know you can read it."

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

WHO DA FUCK IS DIS?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

DA FUCK YOU WANT?