Good news, bad news, wtf news, old news

[siannan]

Sooooo...my GP called about the scan results.

Good/WTF:

he did not see any kidney stones. Buh, okay, so why's it hurt? Oh wait, he couldn't tell me, because he had his receptionist call me after he went home. Harrumph.

Old:

he says my ovaries are exploding with PCO-ness. I bet they look like giant PO-TAY-TOES or something.

Bad/WTF:

He saw something in my lung. MY LUNG? WTF? So I have to go for an actual specific chest scan now. Oh great. WTF LUNG? I don't smoke! I never worked in asbestos abatement! I was 60 miles away from Manhattan on 9/11! CHARLES GET OUT OF MY LUNG CHAAAAARLES

This is peculiar and upsetting. :P

Comments

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

Your lung? Maybe it's a piece of food you inhaled. (Not saying you did, just remembering a story I read once where doctors removed a chunk of cooked meat from a man's lung.)

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

there was a story a month or two back about a tree growing in a dudes lung. he inhaled some conifer seed and it just...sprouted.

I want to get in some gravity boots and *hork* now.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Most seeds do not need light to germinate. Case in point: leave some potatoes or onions in a bin for a few months and come back to an interesting mess of sprouts.

[switchduck.livejournal.com]

Yikes Auntie! Stupid Charles!

(why do you still have ovaries?)

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I still have them because they ain't never worked right so it's not like they were gonna ruin my life that way.

[julieannie.livejournal.com]

Why do doctors always tell you bad/incomplete news on a Friday or worse, have their receptionists do it? GOD DAMN YOU DOCTORS!!!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

because all doctors are cunts, seriously.

[missdotti.livejournal.com]

I had a doctor do that to me while I was pregnant with my first child. He used the word "cancer" and was on a bad connection so I didn't hear EVERYTHING he said.

I ended up schooling him big time on how to treat me from then on out.

[bonnie-rocks.livejournal.com]

Geez. Stupid doctors. Hopefully it's not something baad in your lung. Maybe it's a HUGE phlegm ball!

~*::Meow::*~

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I GOTS THE BUTTER, YOU BRING THE JELLY!

[notargent.livejournal.com]

*squeeze*

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

*burst*

[notargent.livejournal.com]

Messy! ,)

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

!

keep us updated.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

had the followup scan today, will post when I get results.

I'm sorry for your loss today, hon. Is there someplace I can donate to in his honor?

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

that is sweet of you. He loved dogs, so probably the humane society would be best.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

will do. Take care of yourself.