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Good news, bad news, wtf news, old news
Sooooo...my GP called about the scan results.
Good/WTF:
he did not see any kidney stones. Buh, okay, so why's it hurt? Oh wait, he couldn't tell me, because he had his receptionist call me after he went home. Harrumph.
Old:
he says my ovaries are exploding with PCO-ness. I bet they look like giant PO-TAY-TOES or something.
Bad/WTF:
He saw something in my lung. MY LUNG? WTF? So I have to go for an actual specific chest scan now. Oh great. WTF LUNG? I don't smoke! I never worked in asbestos abatement! I was 60 miles away from Manhattan on 9/11! CHARLES GET OUT OF MY LUNG CHAAAAARLES
This is peculiar and upsetting. :P
Good/WTF:
he did not see any kidney stones. Buh, okay, so why's it hurt? Oh wait, he couldn't tell me, because he had his receptionist call me after he went home. Harrumph.
Old:
he says my ovaries are exploding with PCO-ness. I bet they look like giant PO-TAY-TOES or something.
Bad/WTF:
He saw something in my lung. MY LUNG? WTF? So I have to go for an actual specific chest scan now. Oh great. WTF LUNG? I don't smoke! I never worked in asbestos abatement! I was 60 miles away from Manhattan on 9/11! CHARLES GET OUT OF MY LUNG CHAAAAARLES
This is peculiar and upsetting. :P
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