"I have been kind, Sarah. But I can also be cruel."

[siannan]

Well, at least today I was able to go outside for a bit and create more melanomas. Ugly Neighbor Children and their FatAssMother and YentaGramma were out in full force with supersoakers and eardrum-piercing shrieks. I turned on the sprinkler to get them away from my boundary, but they bray like donkeys. Jesus. I can't wait until they move. At least this time the crotchdroppings weren't naked, sometimes it looks like a NAMBLA block party over there.

Boring Marthish tidbits: trimmed the overgrown orange mint and cut some lavender for a bouquet, staked the gladioli, threw the peppermint, oreganos and lemon balm some blood meal to eat. I should schlep the hose to the front of the house and water there too, but I'm too farting lazy. Maybe tomorrow. I gotta get some more plants in the ground this weekend. Nothing good came in the mail. I hate the rightwing reactionary local free paper that arrives unbidden, and the fact that they want me to pay for a subscription. At least I get something to amend the compost heap out of it. Eat up, little wormies! Hippie Auntie Sianny wants lots of organic yumyums!

Watched Requiem for a Dream again this morning. Jennifer Connelly is delicious, has been ever since Labyrinth. Where the hell is Ellen Burstyn's Oscar? Julia Roberts must've blown the whole Academy with that freakish looking mouth of hers.

ASS TO ASS!

Comments

[meenk.livejournal.com]

You should coax ravenous insects into their yard. Yesterday I was attacked by biting flies while I was taking my nightly walk. They hurt like a bitch.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I've tried. We have that tasty West Nile Encephalitis thingy here, and I am trying to breed ubermosquitoes to infect their ugly flabby heinies. I never knew kids could be so flabby. Not fat, just FLABBY. They run around with no shirts on and I swear they have love handles flapping over the sides of their shorts.

[omorashi.livejournal.com]

Sounds like me in the morning.

[omorashi.livejournal.com]

Well, not so much running around, but rolling around in bed. And not so much wearing shorts, but naked. But the love handles -- DEFINITELY me. Well, not so much me yet, but in a few more months of inactivity and daily nachos bellgrande.

[meenk.livejournal.com]

Nah, they aren't so fatty without the meat.

[amity212.livejournal.com]

?
lean ground meat is not fatty.

cheese is fatty.

somebody done told you wrong, miss emily