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Few films have ever disturbed me as much as Welcome to the Dollhouse. That movie is too goddamned real for my comfort.

So why do I want to see it again?

OPEN YOUR MIND, QUAID. OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIND.

So everybody knows that the baby with 2 heads died, right?

But I was wondering...did they bury the other head with her? Or did it get another coffin? Will it have its own tombstone?

You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy.

John Kerry gives me a tic. *twitch twitch* There is something about him I simply don't like; he's one of those people that you can look at and just get a *bad* feeling off of. Who the hell is voting for him?

Nope. This does not bode well. Nope.

I'm getting that Mondale feeling again.

Bubb Rubb is livin' large

'Cause you know, the whistle got the WOO WOOOOOOO!

I wonder who would win in a fight, Bubb vs. Underdog Woman. Throw Melrose Larry Green in there too, steel cage, no holds barred. Winner goes one on one with William Hung.