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Oh god oh god oh god

It's the goth version of that Peter Pan dude!

MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAKE IT STOP

But seriously, folks, you know who I miss? Jesus. He was quite The Man. I would've thrown him a little somethin somethin.

Battle Pope, look out

I so have to go to this.

Because I want to see if they have that issue of X-Men on display where Kitty Pryde goes after Dracula (DON'T ASK) with a cross and Dracula was all "That won't work on me, for you are a HEBREW!" so she shows him her mogen david and he does that shirking away thing that Dracula does.

Because Dracula was there to make Storm his undead bride. Or something. It was a totally stupid issue, and then they had to fuck everything up more by making that Bloodstorm crapola in Mutant X. Feh.

The Thing is Jewish too. It's a good thing he didn't have to convert, because I dunno what the mohel would've used to circumcise THAT.

Fucking hell.

I was having a nice nap, when I wake up to the sounds of some horrible little boys yelling practically in my ear.

"You guys rule!"
"Come this way!"
"Oh, cool!"

So I fumble my glasses back on and look out the window.

There are two pasty moppets of 11 or 12 in my backyard.

One is halfway up a tree.

The other is PEEING ON MY FLOWERPOTS.

I bang on the window. The one in the tree SMILES AND WAVES.

I gave him the finger and the *shoo shoo* pantomime. By the time I got outside to bellow, they were gone.

I will kill them. Yes.