Fucking hell.
Feb. 11th, 2004 05:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
siannanI was having a nice nap, when I wake up to the sounds of some horrible little boys yelling practically in my ear.
"You guys rule!"
"Come this way!"
"Oh, cool!"
So I fumble my glasses back on and look out the window.
There are two pasty moppets of 11 or 12 in my backyard.
One is halfway up a tree.
The other is PEEING ON MY FLOWERPOTS.
I bang on the window. The one in the tree SMILES AND WAVES.
I gave him the finger and the *shoo shoo* pantomime. By the time I got outside to bellow, they were gone.
I will kill them. Yes.
"You guys rule!"
"Come this way!"
"Oh, cool!"
So I fumble my glasses back on and look out the window.
There are two pasty moppets of 11 or 12 in my backyard.
One is halfway up a tree.
The other is PEEING ON MY FLOWERPOTS.
I bang on the window. The one in the tree SMILES AND WAVES.
I gave him the finger and the *shoo shoo* pantomime. By the time I got outside to bellow, they were gone.
I will kill them. Yes.
