Fucking hell.

[siannan]

I was having a nice nap, when I wake up to the sounds of some horrible little boys yelling practically in my ear.

"You guys rule!"
"Come this way!"
"Oh, cool!"

So I fumble my glasses back on and look out the window.

There are two pasty moppets of 11 or 12 in my backyard.

One is halfway up a tree.

The other is PEEING ON MY FLOWERPOTS.

I bang on the window. The one in the tree SMILES AND WAVES.

I gave him the finger and the *shoo shoo* pantomime. By the time I got outside to bellow, they were gone.

I will kill them. Yes.

Comments

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

Your mistake was sacrificing the element of surprise.

Busting through the back door without any warning while cocking a shotgun is the appropriate response.

[saowin.livejournal.com]

KILL!