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I was having a nice nap, when I wake up to the sounds of some horrible little boys yelling practically in my ear.

"You guys rule!"
"Come this way!"
"Oh, cool!"

So I fumble my glasses back on and look out the window.

There are two pasty moppets of 11 or 12 in my backyard.

One is halfway up a tree.

The other is PEEING ON MY FLOWERPOTS.

I bang on the window. The one in the tree SMILES AND WAVES.

I gave him the finger and the *shoo shoo* pantomime. By the time I got outside to bellow, they were gone.

I will kill them. Yes.

Date: 2004-02-11 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pootrootbeer.livejournal.com
Your mistake was sacrificing the element of surprise.

Busting through the back door without any warning while cocking a shotgun is the appropriate response.

Date: 2004-02-11 06:10 pm (UTC)

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