I have said this before. It bears repeating.

One of the formative experiences of my childhood was seeing Alice Cooper on The Muppet Show when I was a wee parochial schoolgirl, but six years of age. I had no idea that there were people out there that were just so fucking cool, and weren't too jaded to hang out with Kermit the Frog.

I can't go to school
cuz I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun
cuz I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job
cuz I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
And a house with cable!

GRANDPA ALICE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.

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I got a reply from Mummified Cat Guy!

Hi, , he is very low maintenance. He loves just laying
around doing nothing. I thought he would like the dry
cat food but he wasn't interested. hheheh

Auction's over, btw. 102.50 for a dead cat. Whee!

SPECTACULARRRRRRRRRRRR!

The other night we went to Taco Bell and the drivethru guy was being all snippy while we ordered, saying "and then? and then? and then?" so I leaned over and started yelling "TACO BELL ES MUY SPECTACULARRRRRRRRRR! CALIENTE TACOS PARA MIS CANGUROS Y CHIHUAHUAS! Y MUCHO SALSA DEL FUEGO, CABEZA DE MIERDA! DEME MI TACOS O LE MATARE, CHOLLO! LA MUJERA DEL PALO LE MATARA, CHINGA SU MADRE SPECTACULARRRRRRRRR!"

That got us free Choco Tacos. MUY EXCELENTE!