Input desired, people (get your mind into the gutter!)

[siannan]

Okay, if there was gonna be a television show about me, what genre would it be, and what would the theme song be?

Comments

[cantstopthedawn.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but you would be the villain that's much more interesting than the whining "heroes", who would be giant talking flowers.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

So, I'd be like, Benita Bizarre on The Bugaloos?

[cantstopthedawn.livejournal.com]

...sure. Not that I have any idea what you're talking about.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

That's okay.

God damn, I feel old.

[cantstopthedawn.livejournal.com]

I watched TV for a narrow span of years between "too poor to have a color TV" and "too nerdy to watch TV". Something like that. We didn't even pay for the color TV, though, my dad won it in a blood bank drawing at ECU, where he taught chemistry because that was the only job he could get in NC.

[kreie.livejournal.com]

You'd be an episonage agent sent to infiltrate the ranks of crotch spies! The theme song would be all dum dum duuuuum POW BAM BIFF dum dum duuuuum!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Dude. That would rock.

And like, could sexy counterspy guys capture me and tie me up like Honey West? She was always getting tied up. HAWT.

[kreie.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I spelled a bunch of shit wrong!

[amatrixangel.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of a game show where the winner gets to stab people they don't like in the eye.

Theme song: Reasons To Be Cheerful by Ian Dury & The Blockheads

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

Female spy cartoon where you get to kill the bad guys in amusing and graphic ways (maybe on Comedy Central before or after Kid Notorious); theme song, "Big Gun" from the Tank Girl soundtrack. I'd call it Tante Badass.