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Jan. 19th, 2004 05:07 am
siannan: (viking)
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Open missive to all those pro-ED pro-ana pro-bulimia pro-ipecac Karen Carpenter Best Little Girl in the Worldfandom dingbats:

EAT SOMETHING.



And for fuck's sake, brush your teeth. Your breath is stank and your molars are disintegrating from the gastric juices.

No one likes fucking skinny broads. It's like banging one big elbow. You need TITS. TITS AND ASS. And no ribcage that you can play xylophone on like Daffy Duck. Furthermore, your wrists and knees should not be wider than the limbs they joint.

CUT THE KWASHIORKOR AND EAT SOMETHING FRIED.

Date: 2004-01-19 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnoona.livejournal.com
But the sour milk scent from constant vomiting and diarrhea is so sexy.

Date: 2004-01-19 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
If I wanted to smell that, I'd work in a yogurt factory.

Date: 2004-01-19 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] und1sk0.livejournal.com
god bless you, siannan. god bless you and keep you..

Date: 2004-01-19 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
Remember when anorexia was an actual DISEASE, and not a FAD?

Malnutrition is PHUN with a capital P-H!

Date: 2004-01-19 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drunkenatheist.livejournal.com
OMG IT'S NOT A FAD I'M LYKE TOTALLY SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 Like, I made this totally cute blinkie Brittany Murphy icon! STAND STRONG WITH ME, ANA SISTER, WE SHALL WATCH "JUST MARRIED" AND STARVE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Date: 2004-01-19 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] und1sk0.livejournal.com
its never a fad, its always a disease.

i know too too well..

Date: 2004-01-19 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
Yeah, but there weren't fuckin CLIQUES around it, back in the day. Except when you got put in the hospital and met all the other Toothpickettes.

Date: 2004-01-19 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drbagpipes.livejournal.com
Yeah, but even then they were called support groups.

i lub you

Date: 2004-01-19 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadows.livejournal.com
DOUGH
NUTS
<3

Re: i lub you

Date: 2004-01-19 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
TIME TO EET THE DONUTZ! :D

Date: 2004-01-19 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swisscheesed.livejournal.com
I wanna doughnut now.

Date: 2004-01-19 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
Have two! Donuts make you HAPPY! :D

Date: 2004-01-19 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swisscheesed.livejournal.com
I got this greasy beaut with chocolate glazing and sprinkles! I LOVE sprinkles!

Date: 2004-01-20 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
DONUTS!!!!!!!!

Donuts make everything better! :D

Date: 2004-01-19 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluesmojo.livejournal.com
This post has made me decide to go buy donuts after I get off work. You are contributing to my fatness!

Date: 2004-01-19 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
YOU ARE NOT FAT, MMKAY?

You are SNUGGLEY.

Date: 2004-01-19 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluesmojo.livejournal.com
Well then those donuts are going to help me become EVEN SNUGGLIER.

Date: 2004-01-19 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
Good, and Auntie will come over and pinch your cheek and give you a dollar.

Date: 2004-01-19 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallofrain.livejournal.com
Speaking as one of those people who fit into 5% of the population /meant/ to fit into the shade of a streetlamp... BEING THAT SKINNY IS NOT BEAUTIFUL! You should see picture of me back when I was that thin, you could see my joints, it was disgusting.

I love my curves.

Date: 2004-01-19 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
I love your curves too! *pinch pinch* :D

Date: 2004-01-19 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueeyed.livejournal.com
OMG, TAHT MADE ME LAUGHT. Remember Kasey?

Now I want donuts. I'm on a diet. Damn you, Siannan, you sexy beast.

Date: 2004-01-19 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
You don't need a fucking diet! Jesus Christ, woman, why do you bother being my friend if none of my gluttony and hedonism rubs off on you?

Here, have a stick of butter.

Date: 2004-01-19 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueeyed.livejournal.com
Mmmm, butter. I think I'll make some shortbread this week.

I'm mostly on a diet because I'm trying to prove to myself that I can exercise some amount of will power. I still eat whatever I want, I'm just trying to be more aware of what I eat. I can't remember ever being on a regular breakfast, lunch, and dinner routine, and I'm trying to get into one.

Date: 2004-01-20 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mintygirl.livejournal.com
I want that chocolate cake donut (gawddamnit, I'm going to spell it donut instead of doughnut).

Date: 2004-01-20 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
They're all so lovely. But I'd eat the choco one first, and then the pink frosted. :9 Then the CRULLERS! ohboyohboyohboyohboy CRULLERS!

Date: 2004-01-20 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] humaazul.livejournal.com
auntie, i miss you.

Date: 2004-01-20 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com
I ain't gone nowhere, luv :)

Date: 2004-01-22 03:42 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] oddharmonic.livejournal.com
They all need fine Latina asses like mine. Combined with my genetically determined-to-be-small boobies, it makes people think I'm hyperkinetic because I bounce around when I'm manic or around a sufficient number of my geeks.

Just for you, I had Brown Cow yogurt and most of a wee wedge of Cotswald with onions and chives. Better go find the Hypermints I hope are in my coat pocket or make some more chocolate milk.

I could live on chocolate milk and you, Auntie. heh.

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