MANGIA

[siannan]

Open missive to all those pro-ED pro-ana pro-bulimia pro-ipecac Karen Carpenter Best Little Girl in the Worldfandom dingbats:

EAT SOMETHING.



And for fuck's sake, brush your teeth. Your breath is stank and your molars are disintegrating from the gastric juices.

No one likes fucking skinny broads. It's like banging one big elbow. You need TITS. TITS AND ASS. And no ribcage that you can play xylophone on like Daffy Duck. Furthermore, your wrists and knees should not be wider than the limbs they joint.

CUT THE KWASHIORKOR AND EAT SOMETHING FRIED.

Comments

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

You don't need a fucking diet! Jesus Christ, woman, why do you bother being my friend if none of my gluttony and hedonism rubs off on you?

Here, have a stick of butter.

[blueeyed.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, butter. I think I'll make some shortbread this week.

I'm mostly on a diet because I'm trying to prove to myself that I can exercise some amount of will power. I still eat whatever I want, I'm just trying to be more aware of what I eat. I can't remember ever being on a regular breakfast, lunch, and dinner routine, and I'm trying to get into one.