Medical update:

[siannan]

I was lucky enough to not have to be speculumed. That is the good news.

The bad news is that I probably have some monstrous colossal ovarian follicle thing going on. Tuesday I go for an ultrasound with the Giant Penis Probe of Doom so that this can be confirmed (provided I don't suffer from any sudden attacks of Exploding Pevis Syndrome).

Bleh. I don't wanna ovulate ever ever ever. This sucks. I almost wish it was an ectopic pregnancy so I could have them rip everything out.

Comments

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

One of my friends had a fibroid cyst removed from her uterus. It had teeth and hair. X_X

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

Er, dermoid cyst

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Teratomas are so fucking cool.

There's a Margaret Atwood story about this woman who keeps her teratoma in formaldehyde and then sends it to her ex-husband in a candy box.

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

Chewy center, indeed!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

The only candy that FLOSSES!

[arbolera.livejournal.com]

I can't cope with stories like this.

[arbolera.livejournal.com]

I love the Giant Penis Probe of Doom. <3 <3

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

and yet you can't handle teratoma stories? wot wot?

[arbolera.livejournal.com]

There was some kind of 600lb child-growing tumor on TV when I was little and I was permanently scarred. ;p

The Giant Penis Probe of Doom, on the other hand....

[drunkenatheist.livejournal.com]

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

:*

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

What should we be hoping for?

The last time I thought seriously about finding a way to not ouvlate, my ovaries retaliated with three months of anovulatory bleeding, so now I just simmer at them and take bitchwort and black cohosh when I feel crampy. It mostly works, and much better than the medical industry's lies that the Pill stops bleeding.