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[siannan]

The friggin Weather Channel radar says it's snowing. So why isn't it? Surely the arbiters of meteorological prognostication can't be WRONG, can they?

I have got to take pictures of the beach. The sea is frozen. No, really. It's dead frozen for about 25 feet off shore, and this luminous pearly green color. I would climb down and get closeups but I know I would slip and bump my fat ass all the way down the stairs and be stuck there until J. came home and found me with his psychic tracking ability and put me back together with duct tape and bananas.

I don't know why I said bananas. WORK WITH ME, PEOPLE.

Speaking of which: pity me. Both my DVD player AND my VCR have died. Kaput. Here I was all ready to sit around and watch Mulan or Dee Snider's Strangeland or Pink Flamingos or something and I am stuck here talking to myself you lot. I don't feel like playing Puzzle Pirates and I am done looking at porn for the day.

Thank Cthulu for TiVo. *celestial choir sound fx*

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[drbagpipes.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're doing rails of coke in the studio.

"Well, folks, it's 75 degrees outside, but here in the studio it's SNOWING! *SNRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT!* WOO! Do you want a cigarette? I want a cigarette! I WANT A BOAT!"

[killhamster.livejournal.com]

you could entertain yourself by listening to some of my strange music.

or violent video games. they're great for stress.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I don't like FPS games. They give me a vertigo headache. I like puzzle games, which are rarely violent.

I just beat up a loaf of bread.

[killhamster.livejournal.com]

maybe that's what's wrong with me! i always end up getting sick when i play certain games, and have for a few years now. damned video game manufacturers!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

You ever use AIM? I could harass you all day.

[killhamster.livejournal.com]

i actually have AOL, where i occasionally hang out in atheist chatrooms and flame the christian trolls who think i need a jesus of my own. i haven't been on much lately but i've got time to kill. i'm on as Cynical Avenger.

[ravenfeather.livejournal.com]

YOU LIVE THAT CLOSE TO THE OCEAN????


*drools*