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Jan. 26th, 2004 01:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
siannanThe friggin Weather Channel radar says it's snowing. So why isn't it? Surely the arbiters of meteorological prognostication can't be WRONG, can they?
I have got to take pictures of the beach. The sea is frozen. No, really. It's dead frozen for about 25 feet off shore, and this luminous pearly green color. I would climb down and get closeups but I know I would slip and bump my fat ass all the way down the stairs and be stuck there until J. came home and found me with his psychic tracking ability and put me back together with duct tape and bananas.
I don't know why I said bananas. WORK WITH ME, PEOPLE.
Speaking of which: pity me. Both my DVD player AND my VCR have died. Kaput. Here I was all ready to sit around and watch Mulan or Dee Snider's Strangeland or Pink Flamingos or something and I am stuck here talking tomyself you lot. I don't feel like playing Puzzle Pirates and I am done looking at porn for the day.
Thank Cthulu for TiVo. *celestial choir sound fx*
I have got to take pictures of the beach. The sea is frozen. No, really. It's dead frozen for about 25 feet off shore, and this luminous pearly green color. I would climb down and get closeups but I know I would slip and bump my fat ass all the way down the stairs and be stuck there until J. came home and found me with his psychic tracking ability and put me back together with duct tape and bananas.
I don't know why I said bananas. WORK WITH ME, PEOPLE.
Speaking of which: pity me. Both my DVD player AND my VCR have died. Kaput. Here I was all ready to sit around and watch Mulan or Dee Snider's Strangeland or Pink Flamingos or something and I am stuck here talking to
Thank Cthulu for TiVo. *celestial choir sound fx*
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